Joke of the Day

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Joke of the Day

Postby Major_A » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:44 pm

The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.”
“Thank you very much, sir.”
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Postby OTD SOUP » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:45 am

Ha ! Ha !

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Postby Major_A » Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:44 pm

A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. “Rest in Peace”

The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rater than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on you new location."

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Postby OTD SOUP » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:07 pm

Ha ! Ha !


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